areeee talks about dungeons and dragons.

Ive played dungeons and dragons sice i was 7 years old. I saw a bunch of older kids play and than i got hooked. I uselly play a paladin since they are really the glory types. i also dungeon master groups as well.


heres a little made up story to give you what it sounds like.


DM: well guys are you ready to play.

liz: Yea lets get going. ( plays female human wizard.)

Korean: am ready. ( plays elf male wizard.)

Jacob: Ready to rumble. ( play human male wizard.)

David. sure. ( plays male human priest to pelor

Joel: lets kick some booty. ( plays human male fighter.

Dm: right so your lttle buddy osborn is dead after your last encounter. ( osborn halfling thief. Clever smart and annoying.) so what are you going to do.

joel: I pick him up like a sack of beans.

Liz: Lets get out of this dungeon.

Jacob: Right.


Once at the temple joel and liz are trying to bring osborn back to life by having the high level priest rise him from the died.


Joel: 40000 gold pieces you've got to be joking.

Priest: ( played by dm.) Yep rising is not cheap you know.

Liz: i know that but this.

Priest. pay up or bury your friend.

liz: ill pay il pay by giving you a punch to the ....

Joel: Hold up liz if you punch him were only get into trouble.

Priest: ( calmly.) His right you know. How ever we do need a errend done for us.

Joel: what is it.

Priest: we are having a feast we need a cook who lives in the next town. he lives with a well known wizard. if you go get him were rise you died friend.

Joel: ok.


Joel and liz are walking back.

Joel: that was quite a show you showed back there. you've never been so hostile.

Liz: Osborn saved my life from that ugly acid slug the lest thing i can do for him is to rise him from the died.

Joel: yea you pretty burned up from that fireball maybe david should look at it.

Liz: yea.

The group gets healed up and osborn is brought back from the died. ( osborn is also played by the dm.) They travel to the next town to hear gossip about strenge things happening where the cook lives. the group goes to check it out.

Jacob. ( slightly drunk. to much beer.) this is the building alright.

David: alright joel and i will go first. folllewed by osborn than you guys.

They enter to find red liqued all over the place and broken chairs and tables.

Korean: blood.

Liz: yuck.

Osborn: somethings cooking by the smell of it.

Joel: this is not the time to be talking about cooking 0sborn.( drews his sword.) who ever did this is most likely still in side.

Osborn: great that means that its a good idea to leave right.

Liz: OSBORN!

Osborn: right. something smalls like tomate to me.

Jacob: Great we have a hungry halfling in our mist.

DM: theres a door next to you.

David: right i enter.

Dm: you see a bloody man on the floor. covered with the blood.

Liz :Oh my gosh. ( hurrys over.) David dont just stand there get over here.

David: right. ( hurrys over there.)

Osborn: somethings cooking alright. my old gran use to make great cookies you know. ( finds a chiefs hat) thats great the cook is died. there goes the quest.

David: i dont know about that this man seems to have suffered no fatel wounds.

Liz: are you crazy theres blood all over him.

osborn: step aside let a expert get a look.

Jacob: theres a lot of things i dont know but one i do know is that your no docter.

Osborn: No am not a docter. however am a expert in food.

David: has if we dont know your food bills are huge. what does food has to do with this man.

Osborn: this is not blood this is tomate souce. ( testes it.) Good stuff. too.

Joel: duh.

Korean: leave it to osborn to know what is blood and what is tomate souce.

I will work more on this later.