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Friday, February 03, 2006

areeee talks more dungeons and dragons.

Am back.



Back to where we left our heroes.


Liz: Who would have left tomate souce everywhere.


Osborn: A mad cook.

Joel: Do you guys hear something.

Door they come from burst open to show three tough looking guys all wearing swords and crossbows.

Guy1 ( leader) Who are you.

Osborn: The cleaning crew.

Liz: Osborn.

Osborn: Right am sorry.

guy2: who are you.

Joel: Were here to get the cook for a feast. however we didnt think this was going to happen.

Guy3: right just step aside. were fighters payed to clean out what ever is inside here so just get out of here.

Guys leave for other door.

osborn: They were not very nice were they.

Korean: yea what are we going to do about the cook.

Jacob: Were going to stay i think to check out what is going to do. but we should get the cook to the temple.

Joel ive got a idea. jacob to you have that inlarge spell. liz do you got your owl friend.

Liz: i know what your thinking and its not going to work.

Korean: give it a try.

Jacob uses his inlarge spell to make the owl bigger but not big enough.

Liz: great no he cant get through the doors till the spell wears off.

Korean: well now we know he cant carry the cook to the temple. were just have to leave him here. Poor littlr guy. i wonder what attacked him.

osborn: is not died through thats good.

Joel: i hear screams.

jacob: its those guys i think.

Joel: hurry.

They run through the door and some other dooors till they reach a gym sized room. at the far end are the knocked out guys. there are also some tables full of bottles and potions. between the two is a large red creature.

osborn: what the huck.

creature opens it mouth and roars red stuff splatter the group.

Liz: this stuff is.

Osborn: Tomate souce. that thing is made of tomate souce.

joel alright david and i will charge over and start to hit it. you guys cast spells and osborn.

Osborn: is very hungry. (takes out fork and spoon from his pocket. ) Time to eat.

Liz: no osborn.

Osborn charges the creature. when he reaches it he takes a large bite out of it. the creature take him in its large hand and sticks osborn its chest feet first till his stuck in all the way to his neck.

osborn: am stuck.

Gelom hit both the tables with its hands seending the bottles of potion flying to the group.

David: Dodge.

Most of the potion miss but however jacobs get hit with one and suffers some burns. korean cast magic missle on the gelom and hits for 5 damage.
Joel also hits it with his broadsword for 8 damage.

the creature flees with osborn in him.

Joel: great come on guys.

David: no one but me can mass around with osborn.

Korean: dont worry osborn were coming.

The groub rushes after the gelom. they find the gelom in the kitchens about to drop osborn into a boiling hot pot of oil.

Osborn: Help his going to make me into a osborn burger deep fried in oil. ( Pauses.) I bet i teste good.

Joel attacks follewed by david. liz Try to put it to sleep with her sleep spell. it doesnt work.
Korean cast mage armor on osborn in case his is droped into the oil.
Jacob attacks with his spear.

Osborn is soon freed and fights with his club.

the gelom takes a lot of damage but doesnt stop attacking. than the cook enters. he woke up after they had entered the kitchen.

Cook: ( played by dm.) who are you.

Joel no time to talk. we need to kill this thing.

Cook: any good cook know how to get rid of his cooking everbody drop your weapons and dig in.

Osborn: yes am hungry.

Everyone eats the gelom till it nothing.

Joel: ( on the ground burbing. so is everyone else. why did this thing attack you.

Cook: i was making tomate souce when i droped a magic potion into the pot. thats how it got made. i guess it just attack on it own.

and so the heroes brought the cook to the temple after asking the wizard to let him go.
( the wizard had been in a another world while the gelom was around.)
oh yea hey alll got stumach ach

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