jacobs blog

the life of hmeshooling 13 year old.

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

police the the phontom tollbooth play and a heck lot of other stuff.

We did the phontom tollbotth a long time ago.


I was the mathmagican.

It was pretty long but it was fun to do.

i suggest read the book.


We were at hamilton which is a collage that my parents want too.

it was fun. it was strenge because you coulde see people play frisbee and a baseball hitting in the dorms hallway.

once we were playing frisbee hitting game you tryed to hit people with the frisbee when a policewoman enter.

she didnt seemed to worryed about us play frisbee in the hall.

hi guys she asked is there a some dogs in the dorm.

( she was proply there because.1 we had brought our dogs with us.2 one of our dogs is quite friendly but he does bark and he scared the heck out of a lady.)

so my brother talked to her while i want to my dads and moms room. they were playing scrabble with there two friends who are merried a year back. i told them there was a policewoman here to talk about the dogs. they burst out laughing.

jacob stop joking said my dad.
but there really here i said.

yea yea said mom. his such a joker.

muttering i left the room to see the policewoman coming down the hall. i walked back into the room barely able to keep a stright smile.

whats wrong ask my mom. ogong tell another tell tale.

than the poicely put her had through the window and said something.

they burst out laughing. i left the room.

i waited for her to leave the room. she was just there to make sure the dogs werent dungrious.
after she left i strudded in a gloated than left.


a few months later we left to go to smoky mountias with uncle paul and aunt ally nat and grandma.

we rented this nice house with a hot tub and a river nearby. it had tv too.


we spent those day in the hot tub.

white water refting.

and tubing.
we aslo played with nat song and dance some. and play taboo every night.

taboo is fun.

also we want swiming in the creek once.

than we want to tennesse for a family runiuen.

the hotel was ok it had a swimming pool.
i didnt most of my reltives.
we wat to dolly wood. and

we want to this one restrant that had been prepared for us.it was about the country singer dolly and the civel war.

the show wasnt great but they give us cornish chickens which i injoyed.( cornish chickens are small type of bird much like the chicken except smaller.)

dolly wood was a amusement park. i want on the roller coasters and want too see the bird show.

since than thing have been pretty quite.

i want to a sleepover
hmm oh yeah.

ever year a kid from new york comes to ithace to get fresh air. the progrem that does this is actully called fresh air.

every year for the last 4 years a kid called angel has come from the bronxe to hang out with us.
his can be outgoing and sometime rude but his pretty nice.
his got a brother called jacob like me.


while he was here we want to.

laser tag.( a game where you have a laser gun in this building and you go around shooting people like paintball. )

go carting.

and to the rencises fastivel,( i spalled it wrong but it is a very long word. anywhy it a fier were people dress in the elizebeth ere and act and stuff.)

there was good food.

nuts, smoothys, huge turkey legs.

and games.

tomato throw.( this really insultive man sits gets hit with tomatos while he insults you. he can be witty but he doesnt spare people. old man to 4 year olds get called. geezer and midgets.)


pillow fight. stand on a log and hit each other with pillows till one falls off.

winner become master loser become slave.

and lots of other stuff.

useally when we want to this feir we spant 100 or so buck on food games and wooden swords.

this year i wanted to see more shows. we didnt spand so much money this time due that we were watching shows.

there was also the mini shows. they pop all over the place. this shows are little skits and contest that pop up when 2 or more acters act with each other.

we got into one of this when two thiefs in the bad side of town had a contast to contrel the bagger town which was full of mud baggers thiefs and other low people.

the leader was arguring with the top thief or something. they decaided they would yave a contast to see who would contrel mud city for a day. the thief suddenly grabed angel and offer him for er stake.

than we were all pulled into a contast with dancing sneaking and other such things. we were on the thief team. we lost. and it was over.

the top 5 shows were.

5 bird show.( a lady show us her birds. she even want as far as to take out a training toy which you drag behind you to attrect the bird and have him catch the thing at the end. she toke 9 year old child and have him do this. it would be a bad spot to be attack by the hawk.



4 mud show. mud baggers to spoof of our favrite fiery tales. ive seen king arther buewolf and something else that i dont remamber.

3 joust. knights go bonk themselfs with lances swords and shields


2 thiefs meeting. thiefs attepmting to lighten your pockets while talking to you.

1. DANIEL DUKE OF DANGER. this guy was the best. he did tricks like. juggling terches. sitting on his head on a small thing beraly big enough to fit his head.
balencing on a matel tubes.
He was really funny.



since then theres been nothing else going on.

well i guess this is good bye.

the wonderful areeee